We've all heard the famous quotes, jokes and phrases of Anthony DiNozzo, but I've tried to put them all together in one resource, if that is even possible. DiNozzo has so many hilarious quotes that I don't know if I got them all, if you do have a favorite quote and I didn't put it on here, feel free to comment this and write it down so we can add it to this list — Thanks!
[episode—Last Man Standing]
Tony: McGoo. It's true. TV really does add 10 pounds. You been hitting the jelly doughnuts again? How do I look?
McGee to Tony: Thank you, Tony. Look after yourself. Don't fall overboard, okay?
Tony: (looks left and right, then mutters) More likely to jump.
Gibbs: DiNozzo!
Tony: (puzzled) Pa?
Gibbs: Take care of yourself.
Tony: (looks around) Miss you too, Dad.
[episode—Agent Afloat]
Dr. Nguyen : The man who went overboard?
Tony: Yeah that’d be him genius.
Dr. Nguyen : You’ve already seen these records.
Tony: And that’s the wacky nature of these cases. They’re sort of like cheap luggage. You think they’re closed and then BAM! You hit a curb, lose a wheel and they open up all over again.
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